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Christmas Jokes for Kids

Unwrap some serious silliness this festive season with our tree-mendously funny Christmas jokes for kids!

07 October, 2025

If you’re on the hunt for a sleigh full of festive jokes this silly season, then you’re in luck! You’ve just unwrapped 50 of the jolliest, giggliest, most ho-ho-hilarious (and age-appropriate) Christmas jokes for kids! We’ve got more jollies than your local Santa convention and enough cheesy puns to make even the grinchiest of grinches grin from ear to ear. So, sit down, strap in, make sure your funny bones are stored in the upright position, and grab your favourite Nestlé treat, because you’re in for some knee-slapping laughs!

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50 Ho-Ho-Ho-larious Christmas Jokes

Ready to roll out the festive fun?

Santa and Reindeer Jokes 🎅

What’s Santa’s dog called?
Santa Paws! 🐾
What does Santa suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
Claus-trophobia! 😱
What does Santa say when he walks backwards?
“Oh oh oh!” 🔁
What did Santa's dog ask for this Christmas?
A mobile bone. 📱
What does Santa do when his reindeer fly too fast?
Holds on for deer life! 🦌
What do you get if you cross a duck with Santa?
A Christmas quacker! 🦆
What’s Santa’s favourite chocolate?
Rolo-ho-ho! 🍫
What do you call a cat on the beach during Christmas?
Sandy Claws! 😺
How does Santa stay in shape?
He does chim-knee-ups! 💪
What’s Rudolph’s favourite day of the week?
Fly-day! ✈️

Graphic of a Christmas joke told by two santa heads on a red background.

Elf Jokes 🧝

What do elves use to take notes?
Their elf-abet! 📝
What do elves use to clean their sleighs?
Santa-tiser! 🧴
What do elves drive?
Toy-otas! 🚗
What kind of photos do elves take?
Elfies! 📸
Where do elves go on holiday?
To the North Pool! 🏖️
What do you call an elf who sings like Queen Latifah?
A wrapper! 🎤
How many elves does it take to change a light bulb?
Ten. One to change the light bulb and nine to stand on each other’s shoulders. 💡
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Yule.
Yule who?
Yule love this next joke! 😂
What did the big elf say to the little elf?
“You’re a little short on holiday spirit!” 😄
What do elves use to bake Christmas pudding?
Elf-raising flour!🍰

graphic of a Christmas elf on a red background telling a Christmassy joke to another Christmas elf.

Snowman and Snow Jokes ⛄

What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Frosted flakes! 🥣
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a dog?
Frostbite! ❄️
What’s a snowman’s favourite drink?
Iced tea! 🧊
What’s a snowman’s least favourite room?
The sun room. 🌞
What do snowmen eat for lunch?
Iceberg-ers! 🍔
How does a snowman get around?
By riding an “icicle!” 🚲
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?
An abdominal snowman. 💪
What do they sing at a snowman’s birthday party?
Freeze a jolly good fellow! 🎶
Where does a snowman keep his money?
In a snowbank. 💰
What did one snow globe say to the other?
“You crack me up!” 🤣

Graphic of a white snowman on a red background telling a Christmassy joke to another white snowman.

Christmas Tree and Decoration Jokes 🎄

Why was the Christmas tree bad at knitting?
It kept dropping its needles! 🧶
Why did the ornament go to school?
To get a little brighter! 🎓
What do Christmas trees wear to keep warm?
Fir coats! 🧥
How much did Santa pay for his sleigh?
Nothing – it was on the house! 🛷
What did one Christmas light say to the other?
“You light up my life!” 💡
What’s a Christmas tree's other favourite tree?
A Rowntree’s®! 🌳
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Holly.
Holly who?
Holly-days are the best! 🎁
What kind of ball doesn’t bounce?
A snowball! ⚪
What do you get if you cross a bell with a skunk?
Jingle smells! 🔔
Why did the presents go to school?
They wanted to be gifted! 🎒

Graphic of a Christmas tree on a red background telling a Christmassy joke to another Christmas tree.

Santa’s Mixed Bag of Christmas Funnies 🎁

What’s a gingerbread man’s favourite hobby?
Cookie-ing! 🍪
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Snow.
Snow who?
Snow use – these jokes are too funny! 😆
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Jingle.
Jingle who?
Jingle all the way! 🔔
What’s a reindeer’s favourite game?
Stable tennis! 🎾
Why didn’t the skeleton go to the Christmas party?
He had no body to go with! 💀
Why don’t penguins like talking to strangers at parties?
They don't like breaking the ice! 🐧
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
“It’s Christmas, Eve!” ⏳
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Ice.
Ice who?
Ice to meet you! 👋
How does Santa keep track of all the chimneys?
He uses a logbook! 🌲
Why did the Christmas pudding go to therapy?
It felt a little mixed up. 🍮

Graphic of a gingerbread man on a red background telling a Christmas joke to a reindeer

Christmas Fun Tips

Now that you’re armed with 50 fun and silly Christmas jokes for kids, it’s time to spread the cheer! Slip one into every Christmas card for a festive giggle bonus, or tuck a joke into school lunchboxes every day during the countdown to breakup day. Create your own joke advent calendar for a side-splitting start to each day.

Why not host a family and friends open mic night where the kids can deliver their favourite cheesy zingers to a living room full of laughter? After you’ve got your jokes memorised, whip up some tasty treats for the guests. We’ve got everything from Milkybar® Christmas Biscuits and Shortbread Snowmen to Christmas Pudding Rice Crispy Cakes and for the adults, a stunning Aero® Orange Christmas Cheesecake. We’ve even got a festive Aero® cake that yule love (see what we did there?). It’s our Aero® Chocolate Yule Log!

That’s a Wrap

The gift of a good giggle is a timeless classic, so make it rain, or snow rather, cheesy jokes this Christmas! The silly season is here, and we’re totally here for it with bells on!

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