In this article
- Spooky Ghost Jokes
- Braaainy Zombie Jokes
- Cackling Witch and Pumpkin Jokes
- Chewy Monster and Vampire Jokes
- Tasty Trick or Treat Jokes
- Halloween Fun Tips for Jokes
- Halloween Baking Recipes for Kids
50 Fang-tastic Halloween Jokes for Kids
Calling all giggling ghouls, cackling witches and howl-arious werewolves! Halloween is almost upon us, and it’s time to bump up the fun and frights with our big list of Halloween jokes for kids. We’ve got everything you need to get the whole family laughing – silly ghosts, cheeky zombies, punny pumpkins and more.
So, whether you’re slipping jokes into Nestlé-infused trick-or-treat bags, sharing them around a spooky dinner table, or just cracking up the neighbours, our age-appropriate jokes are guaranteed to bring big grins and just the right amount of Halloween mischief!
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Spooky Ghost Jokes
Why don’t ghosts like to go out in the rain?
Because it dampens their spirits!Knock, knock.
Who’s there
Boo.
Boo who?
Don’t cry, it’s just a ghost!- What’s a ghost’s favourite dessert?
Ice scream!
Where do spirits send their letters?
The ghost office!What do ghosts wear to help them see?
Spooktacles!Where do ghosts go on holiday?
The Boo-hamas.What’s a ghost’s favourite ride at the fair?
The scary-go-round!- What do ghosts wear when it rains?
Boo-ts!
- What do you get if you cross a ghost with a dog?
A scaredy pup!
- Why are ghosts so bad at telling lies?
You can see right through them!
Braaainy Zombie Jokes
What do zombies serve at tea parties?
Finger food!Why did the zombie go to school?
He wanted to improve his “dead-ucation.”Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Zombie.
Zombie who?
Zom-bie a dear and give me some sweets!- Where should you go if you're chased by a zombie? The living room!
Where do zombies go swimming?
The Dead Sea.What do you call a tired zombie?
Dead on their feet!What’s a zombie’s favourite fruit?
Brain-anas.Two Zombies are eating a clown. One says, “Does this taste funny to you?”
Why don’t zombies eat fast food?
Because they can’t catch it!- What do vegetarian zombies eat?
Graaaaaaains!
Cackling Witch and Pumpkin Jokes
Why was the Jack O’Lantern so good at school?
Because it was always on the bright side.What do you call two witches in a haunted house?
Broommates!Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Witch.
Witch who?
Witch one of you has the chocolate?What's a pumpkin's favourite sport?
Squash.What’s a witch’s favourite subject in school?
Spelling.Why don’t witches ride their brooms when they’re angry?
They’re afraid of flying off the handle.Why was the Jack O'Lantern so forgetful?
Because he was empty-headed!How do witches keep their hair in place while flying?
With scare-spray!How do you repair a broken Jack O'Lantern?
With a pumpkin patch!- Why did the pumpkin sit on the doorstep?
It didn't have the guts to go inside.
Chewy Monster and Vampire Jokes
What’s a vampire’s favourite fruit?
A blood orange.Why did the vampire go see the doctor?
Because he was coffin too much.- What’s a mummy’s favourite music?
Wrap.
What’s it like being kissed by a vampire?
It’s a pain in the neck!What’s a Kraken's favourite food?
Fish and ships!How does Frankenstein like to travel?
By monster truck.Why did the vampire need mouthwash?
Because he had bat breath.What’s a vampire’s favourite game?
Hide and shriek.How many vampires does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
It depends if you Count Dracula!What did the monster eat after he had his teeth taken out?
The Dentist!
Why did the vampire go see the doctor?
Because he was coffin too much!
Tasty Trick or Treat Jokes
Why didn’t the skeleton go trick-or-treating?
He had no body to go with.Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Candy.
Candy who?
Candy open the door and give me sweets, please?!Why are vampires like dentures?
They come out at night.What’s a skeleton’s least favourite Halloween sweet?
Jawbreakers.Why are lollipops so good on Halloween?
They always stick around.When do ghosts like to go trick or treating?
In the moaning.What’s the best treat at Halloween?
Eye-scream!How did the skeleton know it was going to rain on Halloween?
He felt it in his bones!Knock-knock.
Who’s there?
Ivana.
Ivana who?
I-vanna suck your blood!
- How do vampires get around on Halloween?
In a blood vessel!
Halloween Fun Tips for Jokes
Now that you’ve got your Halloween jokes for kids all worked out, here are some fun ideas to keep the laughs going!
- Slip a joke note into your child’s lunchbox for a midday giggle at school.
- Create your own Halloween Party Bags complete with a selection of fruity Rowntree’s® sweets, a small spooky toy and a handwritten joke.
- Attach jokes to the bottom of Smarties® or Milkybar®s for unsuspecting trick-or-treaters!
- Set up a mini stage or microphone at your door and let visiting kids tell their favourite jokes before they get their sweets. For more fun ideas, check out our Halloween Children’s Games article.
- Create a Halloween Joke Jar at home and let everyone pick a joke before dinner each night in October.
- Make a Halloween calendar countdown with a joke behind every flap for the days leading up to 31st October.
- Write a new joke each day on a chalkboard outside your door each day for the month of October.
Halloween Baking Recipes for Kids
Add some flavour to the fun with tasty Halloween baked treats for family and friends. Dive into our spooky and seriously tasty Halloween Baking Recipes and make something special to celebrate. We’ve got everything from scary cupcakes and spooky cookies to chilling mummy bites and haunting strawberry ghosts!
Stay Spooky
And just like that, we’ve come to the end of our howl-arious Halloween jokes for kids extravaganza! We hope you enjoyed the fun and put your newfound Hallows-humour to good use. Stay safe this Halloween and enjoy the sweet moments of family fun and tasty treats.
